walking into the wrong class
THAT OWL LOOKS SO FUCKING
girls dont want you to be nice to them because they’re girls they want you to be nice to them because they’re human beings and you should be nice to everyone wtf is wrong with you
He finally grew into that bow tie
It was better when it was comically large
Go away kid I’m trying to be fabulous. [video]
friend-zoning guys is horrible. it is disgusting. funzone them instead. send them to a small childs park so they can cry with the other babies when they dont get what they want.
damn, tyra. you might as well just write “i fuckin hate u” on the paper and give her that.
Scott Pilgrim’s response was always on point
My cats are having a meeting.
*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable
Oh my god
Well those jokes weren’t funny at all.
have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating
I thought you said beheaded
that would not be an accident
Is this what cartoon characters like Timmy Turner wears because you can obviously tell there’s no seperation
when i was 9 i wrote a love letter to cole sprouse and closed my eyes and threw it out the car window thinking it’d magically find him and wow i did not understand the united states postal system